Death comes knocking
At your backdoor
Your colon quakes
You know what's in store
The gates blow open
And diarrhoea flies
You can't hold it in
So close your eyes
UNCONTROLLED
PROJECTILE
DEFECATION
Cack blows out
Like a feculent hose
It blinds your eyes
And gets up your nose
Your friends are soaked
Dripping with shit
Your rectum prolapses
As defecation is blitzed
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I thought this was ridiculous but the Mark Cooper cover kept bringing me back. I learned to appreciate slam more and one day this just clicked. Even the drum machine and parody vocals somehow make sense now, and the guitar sounds terrific. Pure insanity. Alien slam. Metallurgical Fire